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mog
Seasoned Reporter
United Kingdom
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 Posted - Mar 14 2008 : 16:28:36
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Nude man in gas-mask at large
Thursday, September 13, 2007 - metro online
Police in Massachusetts are hunting a mysterious naked man, who was seen by several witnesses wandering around town wearing nothing but a gas mask.
The nakedness was first observed by a witness at about 9.40pm last Thursday, when a motorist spotted the naked gas mask guy lurking in the entrance of a building in Newton, Massachusetts.
When the witness pulled up in their truck, the man fled, naked, down an alley.
The naked man and his gas mask were next reported when a woman heard her doorbell ring. Looking out through her door's peephole, she noticed that the person who'd rung her doorbell was naked, and wearing a gas mask.
Authorities believe that it may have been the same naked gas mask-wearing guy.
The gas mask-wearer is described as approximately 30 years old, 6 foot tall, around 14 stone, and naked.
Police say that no arrests of naked people wearing gas masks were made. It is not known if the naked gas mask-wearing man will is still naked, or wearing a gas mask.
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I wonder if he cannot stand the smell of himself?
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oxymoran
Managing Editor
USA
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oxymoran
Managing Editor
USA
427 Posts |
Posted - Mar 14 2008 : 17:08:47
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Indeed it was Ray Stevens
(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?
(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.
(Chorus)
Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.
(Chorus)
He ain't crude, look at |
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petefergie
Senior Correspondent
United Kingdom
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 Posted - Mar 15 2008 : 21:10:31
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Authorities believe that it may have been the same naked gas mask-wearing guy.
Surely there can't be too many naked gas mask-wearing guys walking around Massachusetts for them to come to this conclusion
Ray Stevens.. a name from the past.. Bridget The Midget
Just a thought..
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30 years old, 6 foot tall, around 14 stone, and naked.
They've missed out an important piece of description...
How big? or in the case of it being a cold evening... How small? |
Edited by - petefergie on Mar 15 2008 21:24:06 |
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justagrannynow
Senior Correspondent
France
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Posted - Mar 17 2008 : 12:42:25
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Won't it be a bit chilly in Massachusetts at this time of year, especially at night ?
About the gas mask ..... perhaps the poor man has acne.  |
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